At the first Thanksgiving in 1621, a pilgrim, running for her life, with the screams of her comrades in the back ground, is killed by a Tomahawk wielded by a wise cracking turkey. Flash-forward to modern times and five college friends are stoked about going home for Thanksgiving. Jock Johnny (Lance Predmore), good girl Kristen (Lindsey Anderson), redneck Billy (Aaron Carlson), sexy Ali (Natasha Cordova) and nerd Darren (Ryan Francis). While on the way home, Johnny’s jeep overheats and the group decide to camp and party in the woods. Darren discovers that they are near Crawberg and recants the folklore of Feathercloud. Dishonored by the Pilgrims, Feathercloud, a very powerful shaman, uses his powers of necromancy to create Turkie, a wise cracking, demonic, un-killable Turkey who will kill every Caucasian person he comes in contact with.
Unbeknownst to the group, a dog owned by hermit Oscar(General Bastard) urinates on…