TRUMP MORE INNOCENT THAN ANY RIOT INCITER EVER
US Members of Congress have argued for the impeachment of Donald Trump using videos, tweets, catchy songs and finger puppets.
But a US senator said, “I’m still confused.”
The QAnon Shaman Vegan who rampaged through the US Capitol wearing bearskin headdress with cow horns apologised for his fashion faux pas.
“I left the house in such a rush I forgot to wear my clown shoes.”
“The riot was a mistake,” said a Proud Boy hanging his head in shaman.
“When the President told us to ‘fight like hell’, we assumed he meant ‘fight like hell’. Simple mistake. What he meant was, “Fight? Like hell!’”
ROYAL BABY BORN INTO FISHBOWL
A royal baby, who is the Queen’s ninth great-grandchild and 11th in line to the throne, has been born into a fishbowl with a plastic castle.
The aquarium was surrounded by paparazzi and millions of adoring people ready to cast judgement on the baby…